Question: A guy was waiting at home, he swang a metal pole then took 3 left turns and on his way back home there was a masked man waiting for him.What is he doing and who is the masked man?
Answer: He is playing baseball and the masked man is the backstop.
Question: 1f you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
Answer: THE MATCH!
Question: What part of a bird
Is not in the sky?
Can go in the water
Yet always stays dry?
Is not in the sky?
Can go in the water
Yet always stays dry?
Answer: The Shadow
Question: This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks.
Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face.
What is it?
Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face.
What is it?
Answer: A Clock.
Question: Peater piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,if peater piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,how many pickled peppers did Peater piper pick?
Answer:
A peck of pickeld peppers
A peck of pickeld peppers
Question: I am white, black and read all over. What am I?
Answer: Read all over? I'm obviously a newspaper!
Question: What has no beginning, but an end in both time a place
Answer: E
because "E" has no beginning but ends in both tim"E" and plac"E"
because "E" has no beginning but ends in both tim"E" and plac"E"
Question: The music stopped. The woman dies. Why
Answer: The woman is a blindfolded tightrope walker at a circus. The music ended a little early, and she knew that she reached the ends, so she lost balance and fell to her death.
Question: A dad and his son are driving around, suddenly the car crashes and the dad instinly the son is rushed to the hospital, when the son is in the emergency/operation room the doctor says i can't opeterate on him, he's my son. Who was the doctor?
Answer: HIS MOM
Question: I appear once in summer and twice in autumn but I dont appear any other time of the year what am I
Answer: The letter E
