Question: A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Question: You see a pig in the middle of the road. What do you do?
A)Yell piggy figgy higgy kiggy biggy diggy
B)Get a burger
C)Go to an Irish Dance Competition
D)Buy a money clip
E)Jump
F)Call your mom and say WOOOO HOOOO!
G)Yes
Answer: You Say here piggy piggy!!!
i got ur slops wittle piggy!
Question: It runs and runs but can never flee.
It is often watched, yet never sees.
When long it brings boredom,
When short it brings fear.
What is it?
Answer: Time, which is often watched when you stare at a clock.