Question: A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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Question: a cat goes to the top of a 50 story building and
jumpsout but doesnt die or get hurt and doesnt land on any thing,what happened
Answer: the cat jumped off the first floor
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Question: If a man carried my burden he would break his back.
I am not big but leave silver in my tracks.
What am I?
Answer: A snail.
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Question: Pronounced as one letter,
But look and you'll see,
That really I'm written with three.
I'm read from both ends,
The same either way.

What am I?
Answer: I am an eye, or an ewe.
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Question: You see a pig in the middle of the road. What do you do?
A)Yell piggy figgy higgy kiggy biggy diggy
B)Get a burger
C)Go to an Irish Dance Competition
D)Buy a money clip
E)Jump
F)Call your mom and say WOOOO HOOOO!
G)Yes
Answer: You Say here piggy piggy!!!
i got ur slops wittle piggy!
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Question: It runs and runs but can never flee.
It is often watched, yet never sees.
When long it brings boredom,
When short it brings fear.
What is it?
Answer: Time, which is often watched when you stare at a clock.
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Question: What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
Answer: The letter M.
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Question: What is the color of the vest's sleeves ? ...
Answer: Vests don't have sleeves
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Question: Almost everyone sees me without noticing me,
For what is beyond is what he or she seeks.
What am I?
Answer: A window.
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Question: I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
Answer: A shadow.
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