Question: A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Question: a cat goes to the top of a 50 story building and
jumpsout but doesnt die or get hurt and doesnt land on any thing,what happened
jumpsout but doesnt die or get hurt and doesnt land on any thing,what happened
Answer: the cat jumped off the first floor
Question: If a man carried my burden he would break his back.
I am not big but leave silver in my tracks.
What am I?
I am not big but leave silver in my tracks.
What am I?
Answer: A snail.
Question: Pronounced as one letter,
But look and you'll see,
That really I'm written with three.
I'm read from both ends,
The same either way.
What am I?
But look and you'll see,
That really I'm written with three.
I'm read from both ends,
The same either way.
What am I?
Answer: I am an eye, or an ewe.
Question: You see a pig in the middle of the road. What do you do?
A)Yell piggy figgy higgy kiggy biggy diggy
B)Get a burger
C)Go to an Irish Dance Competition
D)Buy a money clip
E)Jump
F)Call your mom and say WOOOO HOOOO!
G)Yes
A)Yell piggy figgy higgy kiggy biggy diggy
B)Get a burger
C)Go to an Irish Dance Competition
D)Buy a money clip
E)Jump
F)Call your mom and say WOOOO HOOOO!
G)Yes
Answer: You Say here piggy piggy!!!
i got ur slops wittle piggy!
i got ur slops wittle piggy!
Question: It runs and runs but can never flee.
It is often watched, yet never sees.
When long it brings boredom,
When short it brings fear.
What is it?
It is often watched, yet never sees.
When long it brings boredom,
When short it brings fear.
What is it?
Answer: Time, which is often watched when you stare at a clock.
Question: What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
Answer: The letter M.
Question: What is the color of the vest's sleeves ? ...
Answer: Vests don't have sleeves
Question: Almost everyone sees me without noticing me,
For what is beyond is what he or she seeks.
What am I?
For what is beyond is what he or she seeks.
What am I?
Answer: A window.
Question: I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
Answer: A shadow.
