Question: How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?
Answer: None, it was Noah.
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Question: You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
Answer: An onion.
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Question: What word doesn't belong in this group?
That, hat, what, mat, cat, sat, pat, or chat?
Answer: What. It's pronounced differently; all of the others rhyme.
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Question: A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
Answer: Get a drill
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less
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Question: Which word can be placed between the two following words to make two new ones:
TABLE - - - - HOUSE
Answer: WARE.
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Question: The beginning of eternity, the end of time and space; the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?
Answer: The letter "E".

The beginning of Eternity, the end of timE and spacE; the beginning of every End, and the end of every placE.
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Question: You are on a ship, over the side hangs a rope ladder with half meter rungs. The tide rises a half meter per hour. At the end of five hours, how much of the ladder will remain above the water assuming that nine rungs were above the water when the tide began to rise?
Answer: Remember the tde
Nine rungs will be above the water. As the tide rises, so will the ship and the ladder.
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Question: I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assasinated. What am I?
Answer: Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?
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Question: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Answer: There are 11 letters in "THE ALPHABET."
Did you say 26?
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Question: Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at 12:34 a.m.

What was it?
Answer: At that moment, the time and day could be written as: 12:34, 5/6/78.
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