Question: A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?
Answer: Suicide.
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Question: Never resting, never still.
Moving silently from hill to hill.
It does not walk, run or trot,
All is cool where it is not.
What is it?
Moving silently from hill to hill.
It does not walk, run or trot,
All is cool where it is not.
What is it?
Answer: Sunshine.
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Question: Which bird does not belong in this group?
Finch, gull, eagle, ostrich, or sparrow?
Finch, gull, eagle, ostrich, or sparrow?
Answer: The Ostrich. It's the only bird that doesn't fly.
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Question: Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29. Where is the missing $1?
Answer:
We have to be careful what we are adding together. Originally, they paid $30, they each received back $1, thus they now have only paid $27. Of this $27, $25 went to the manager for the room and $2 went to the bellboy.
We have to be careful what we are adding together. Originally, they paid $30, they each received back $1, thus they now have only paid $27. Of this $27, $25 went to the manager for the room and $2 went to the bellboy.
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Question: If you screw a light bulb into a socket by turning the bulb toward the right with your right hand, which way would you turn the socket with your left hand in order to unscrew it while holding the bulb stationary?
Answer: To the right. It's always the same direction.
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Question: If a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
But leave silver in my track.
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
But leave silver in my track.
Answer: I am a Snail.
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Question: I was framed, yet I didn't commit a crime, and the person who framed me committed no crime.
How is this possible?
How is this possible?
Answer:
I am a picture, and I was put in a picture frame.
I am a picture, and I was put in a picture frame.
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Question: A car's odometer shows 72927 miles, a palindromic number. What are the minimum miles you would need to travel to form another?
Answer: 110 miles. (73037)
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Question: Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
Answer: There is a one dollar differnce
The same reason seven dollars is more than six. Because there is one more.
The same reason seven dollars is more than six. Because there is one more.
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Question: Which is heavier ?
A pound of feathers
or a pound of gold.
A pound of feathers
or a pound of gold.
Answer: lots of feathers
A pound of feathers. Some would say a pound is a pound, but the fact is: Gold is a precious metal and is therefore weighed in the Troy system of measurement. This means that a pound of gold weighs only 12 oz and a pound of feathers weighs 16 oz.
A pound of feathers. Some would say a pound is a pound, but the fact is: Gold is a precious metal and is therefore weighed in the Troy system of measurement. This means that a pound of gold weighs only 12 oz and a pound of feathers weighs 16 oz.
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