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What animal keeps the best time?
Answer: A Watchdog
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Question: what do you call a dog that sit and sizzles next to a fire?
Answer: a hotdog
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Question: do they have a 4th of july in England.
Answer: Yes they also have a 5th and a 6th of jluy in England.
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Question: WHAT DO YOU CALL CHESSE THATS NOT YOURS!
Answer: NACHO CHESSE
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Question: A man was born in 1955, how is it today is his 18th birthday?
Answer: He was born in room 1955 of the hospital.
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Question: There were two mothers and two daughters,and they all went fishing.All of them caught a fish but when they counted there were only three fish.
Answer: there was only three because there was a grand mother a mother and a daughter. The mother was the daughter to the grand mother and she was the mother to the mother and the daughter was the daughter to the mother.
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Question: Cold as death, always drinking, all in mail never clinking, what am I?
Answer: A Fish
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Question:

I am slim and tall,

Many find me desirable and appealing.

They touch me and I give a false good feeling.

Once I shine in splendor,

But only once and then no more.

For many I am "to die for".

What am I?
Answer: A Cigarette
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Question: What has to be broken before it can be used?
Answer: An egg.
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Question: You are locked inside of a car with a hammer, a rench a gun, and a monkey. You may use any of these things to get out. How do you escape?
Answer: UNLOCK THE DOOR AND GET OUT!!!
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