Question: What goes up, but at the same time goes down, up to the sky and down to the ground, my present tense and my past tense too, lets go for a ride just me and you...what am i?
Answer: A see-saw
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Question: Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?
Answer: It is a shadow!
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Question: To you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
Answer: A dog!
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Question: There were 6 people, and their names were Bob, Bill, James, Isaac, Monty, and Russell. Monty had $7, Isaac, Bill, and James each had some money, and Russell had $35.94. So Everyone but Bob went to a hotel to rent 3 rooms. There was only 2 rooms available, and the rooms cost $36 each. They had a party, and spilled beer all over everything. They had to pay a fine of $157. They didn't have enough money to pay the fine, so they killed Bob and took his money. After they killed him and took his money they had just enough to pay the fine. How much money did Bob have?
Answer: Bob didn't have any money. They just killed him for the fun of it!
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Question: You are in a room and in
this room there is no windows, no
doors, and no openings. Also in the room
there is a mirror and a circular table.
How do you get out?
Answer:
Look in the mirror and you see what you
saw, you take the sawand you cut the
table in half, two halves make a hole,
jump in the hole and your out.
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Question: There are only 12 of these in the world but everyone has one. What's the answer?
Answer: A birthstone!
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Question: When we build it,we dont need it. When we have it, we wont want it. When we get it, we will never even know it. What is it?
Answer: A coffin
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Question: How can you say - "Robert and Richard Purchased A Rotweiler" without using any R's?
Answer: Bob and Dick bought a dog.
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Question: it captures you. it moves you. and then its gone.it tingles in the back of your head,tempting you to chase it. What is it?
Answer: imagination
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Question: A woman has 5 children and half of them are male? How can this be
Answer: only if the other half are males to LOL
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