Question: You imagine that you are in a bricked up room. How do you get out?
Answer: You stop imagining!
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Question: What goes up when the rain comes down?
Answer: umbrella
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Question: I am served at a table,
In gatherings of two or four.
Served small, white and round.
You'll love some,
And that's part of the fun.
What am I?
Answer: Ping-pong balls.
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Question: A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man toke out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy

Why?
Answer: He had the hicupps
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Question: A champion weight lifter has a brother that's a doctor, but the same doctor doesn't have a brother. How are they related then?
Answer: The champion weight lifter was a woman.
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Question: I weaken all men for hours each day.
I show you strange visions while you are away.
I take you by night, by day take you back, none suffer to have me, but do from my lack.

What am I?
Answer: I am sleep.
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Question: if a pink house is pink, a yellow house yellow, a purple house purple, what colors a green house
Answer: It's clear
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Question: asdfghjdfghjksdfghj
Answer: gyhbujnknmbkmhgbjghjgh
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Question: I can be any color you can imagine.
You see me in everyday life.
I have been around for many, many years,
Look around, you can probably see some of me right now.

What am I?
Answer: Paint.
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Question: this man was liying dead in a telephone box wnidows broken, his hands were covered in blood he was a fisherman how did he die?
Answer: he rung his wife up and said "i court a fish this big" his hand fly out as if trying to show the size of it and broke the windows.
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