Question: IF YOU HAVE A LONG LINE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE IT SHORT WITHOUT CHANGING ITS LENGTH ?
Answer: DRAW A LONGER LINE IN RESPECT TO IT. SO THE ORIGANAL LINE IS SHORTER THAN THE NEW LINE.
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Question: A lady was responsible for hundreds of deaths but was never charged. How is this?
Answer: The lady was Madam Guillotine.
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Question: What is fish colour?
Answer: Blue,because fish blue blue!
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Question: A man walks into a hardware store and sees the cost of a thing what he cannot work out what it is. it says you can buy 1 for 50p, 23 for £1 and 267 for £1.50.

what am it is the unknow item?
Answer: there door numbers
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Question: A dozen Royals gathered round,
Entertained by two who clowned.
Each King there had servants ten,
Though none of them were also men.
The lowest servant sometimes might,
Defeat the King in a fair fight.
A weapon stout, a priceless jewel,
The beat of life, a farmer's tool.

What are we talking about here folks?
Answer: A deck of cards
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Question: The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I?
Answer: Footsteps
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Question: mary has chewed gum senice she was three yers old. she loves gum! every year her mother bys her a differant kind of gum. when she was eight her mom bought mint. when she was seven her mom bought fruit gum. when she was six she got mint and at five she got fruit gum. what did she get when she was two years old?
Answer: she didnt get any she started when she was three!
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Question: Large amounts is given, you will never hate it,
Over looking destiney you need this for you,
Various ways and special days you want it 4 life,
Everyone will enocounter it at any age
Answer: LOVE
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Question: There are 3 birds and a hunter, the hunter's gun had only 2 bullets. BOOM! BOOM! All of the birds die, how come?
Answer: The hunter shoot a bullet first, then a bird die and another bird was shock and so it had a heart attack,then the hunter shoot another bullet and all the birds die.
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Question: I can kill people, but without me there would be no people.
I was born long ago and will someday die.
I can cause fire and am a magician with water.
I have more brothers than any person.
There is very little that can stop me.

What am I?
Answer: A celestial body.
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