Question: You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
Answer: An onion.
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Question: Whatquestion can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you a sleep
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Question: part 1:
how do you fit an elephant in a refridgerator?

part 2:
how do you fit a girrafe in a refridgerator?

part 3:
The animal king calls a meeting, all animals are there exept one.what is the only animal that will not be there?

part 4:
There is a river full of crocodiles you need to get across. There is nothing that can help you get across.

p.s. don't think too hard
Answer: answers
1: open the refridgerator door and put the elephant in

2:open the door take the elephant out and put the girrafe in

3;The girrafe is the only animal that isn't there it's in the refridgerator

4: Swim across the river, the crocodiles are at the animal king's meeting
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Question: I'm assumed to be a gift that's priceless that can't be bought or sold,but my value is far greater than a mountain made of gold.
Answer: The loyal gift of "Friendship"
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Question: A grandfather clock chimes the appropriate number of times to indicate the hour, as well as chiming once at each quarter hour. If you were in another room and heard the clock chime just once, what would be the longest period of time you would have to wait in order to be certain of the correct time?
Answer: You would have to wait 90 minutes between 12:15 and 1:45. Once you had heard seven single chimes, you would know that the next chime would be two chimes for 2 o'clock.
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Question: say silk 3 times....... what do cows drink????
Answer: water
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Question: 10
1110
3110

what will the 4th row of numbers be?
Answer: 132110
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Question: A young peasant wanted to marry the king's daughter. The king didn't like the idea of his daughter marrying a peasant, but he wanted to appear fair in front of his subjects. The king said that he would put two pieces of paper into a hat, one reading EXILE and the other reading MARRIAGE. Later that day, the peasant overheard the king saying that both pieces of paper would read EXILE, thus ensuring that the peasant would be out of his way for good. The peasant remained undaunted and, as arranged, arrived at the king's court where a large crowd gathered for the big event. The peasant then did something that assured him the hand of the king's daughter. What did he do?
Answer: [The peasant picked one of the pieces of paper and tore it up. He then asked the king to show him the other piece of paper which, of course, said EXILE. The king, not wishing to appear fraudulent in front of his subjects, granted that the piece of paper the peasant had picked must have said MARRIAGE]
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Question: Duels of good and evil,

A fighter of good am I,

Revealed beside watched words,

King of the black night sky.



What am I ?
Answer: DARK
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Question: Imagine that you are recentley kidnaped and you are put in a room completley made out of steel (the walls, cieling, and floor). The only thing you have is a operating phone. You call for pizza, and ask them to hand deliver the pizza to you. You get the delivery, and you eat the pizza. But, the only question is how does it taste.


Hint: There are no doors or windows.
Answer: It doesn't because you imaged every thing i said.
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