Question: A man was found dead on his bed with blood on his pillow, a broken stick with a mark on it with parts of it under the bed, and a gun on the bed. (Now pay attension to these series of questions) Was it murder or suicide? If murder, who did it and why. If suicide, who provoked him to do it and why?
Answer: It was suicide. The man was the smallest midgit in the world and his friend was the second smallest midget in the world and they worked at a circus. His friend was jealous of him so he broke a yardstick (note: that was the broken stick on the bed) and marked it at four feet. When his friend measured his height, it looked like he grew making him very depressed which led to killing himself thus making his friend the smallest midget in the world. (Bet you never saw that one coming).
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There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
Answer: The base word is Startling - starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in - I
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Question: what can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps?
Answer: river
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Question: a man leaves his house. he walks a kilometer south, and a kilometer west. there he shoots a bear. then he walks a kilometer north and finds himself at his house. What Color Was The Bear?
Answer: white. it was a polar bear.
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Question: I saw a man in white, he looked quite a sight. He was not old, but he stood in the cold. And when he felt the sun, he started to run. Who could he be? Please answer me.
Answer: A Snowman.
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Question: Willy Wonka went to wash his cloths in a washing macine store. How many W in all?
Answer: None, there are no W in the word all.
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Question: If you give a person a dollar, you are the persons brotha, but he is not your brotha. How can this be?
Answer: Your white and the person you gave the dollar to is a black. Get it?? hahahahaha
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Question: Tom has joined the track, he has to run around the school.Every time he runs he has to pull up his pants.Tom runs about 5 min and stops to pull up his pants he runs about almost half a mile in 5 min.He has to run 3 miles to make the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS.He has to run 3 miles in 30 min and beat all the others with out stoping.
HOW CAN HE RUN FASTER WITH OUT STOPING????
Answer: HE NEEDS A BELT
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Question: My thunder comes before the lightning;
my lightning comes before the clouds;
my rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?
Answer: Volcano
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Question: What has no lungs, arms, hearts, or brains, but has air?
Answer: A bubble made by bubble wands.
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