Question: A man paints his front yards fence blue. A day later he leaves on a one week vacation. When he returns he finds that the fence is now green. What happened????

Question: A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?

Question: I am filled with hotness.
I don't mind how hot water is.

What am I?

Question: A plane crashed in Michigan. Do they bury the survivors in New York or along the Canadian border?

Question: There was a couple waiting to get on their plane.they are on their way to Hawii when their plane crashes.Everyone on the plane has died but the man was still alive. Their were a lot of birds eating at the dead bodys. (mostly the woman of the couple)The guy getts so hugry he eats a bird.Why does the man die???

Question: how many 1's is from 0-100?

Question: What kind of money do vampires use?

Question: You are traveling on the road to Mecca when you come across a fork. Two men are standing at the fork. One will always tell a lie, and the other will always tell the truth. You don't know which is which. What question can you ask either of them to still get the correct road?

Question: A man came into the barbershop to get his hair cut. After he was done he asked the barber "How much do I owe you?" and the barber said "Double what's in the register and take ten dollars out for yourself?" A second man came into the barbershop to get his hair cut. After he was done he asked the barber "How much do I owe you?" and the barber said "Double what's in the register and take ten dollars out for yourself?" The third man came into the barbershop to get his hair cut. After he was done he asked the barber "How much do I owe you?" and the barber saind "Double what's in the register and take ten dollars out for yourself?" when the barber looked intohis register he had 0 dollars.

How much money did the barber have in his register to start out with?

Question: A robber comes in a house that a rich person owns

and hears a voice Jesus is watching you.

He goes in the kitchen and hears it even louder.

Jeaus is watching you
and keeps going room through room
it geting even louder till he comes to the bedroom
and sees a parrrot that is saying,
"Jesus is watching you"

The robber is freaked out when he hears somthing moving behind him.


What is it??