Question: A man is writing a letter, the power goes out and then he dies. Why did he die?

Question: schwarzenegger has a big one, michael j. fox has a small one, madonna doesn't have one, the pope doesn't use his, and clinton uses his all the time. what is it?

Question: I come twice a week and once a year what am i?

Question: one day a blonde is driving on the highway at 85 miles per hour then all of a sudden she crashes a cop comes up to her and askes "how did you crash miss" she says" well i was driving and i saw a tree so i swerved right then i saw another one so i swerved to the left then i crashed the cop looks in the car and says miss thats your ?

Question: what is black and blue and in the sky

Question: We are 5 little items of an every day sort, and you'll find us all in a tennis court.

Question: Up in the the Pocono Mountains in Pennsylvania, there is a modest little log cabin. Inside the cabing is a dead bodu with a bullet wound to the head. The ONLY thing in the cabin aside from the body is a broken pencil. All the windows are shut and all the doors are locked. What was the course of action leading to the man's fate?

Question: Think of the woods or forest. How far could you walk into that forest?

Question: A farmer in California own a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

Question: A father and a son were in a car. Out of nowhere a truck hit the car. Two ambulances came and the father and son were bought to different hospitals. The doctor was sent in for an operation for the boy and says "I can't operate on this boy this is my son!" How was that possible?