Question: What did Dracula send when he was invented to a Halloween bash?
Answer: A Fangyou note.
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Question: Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold.

By smoke I am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew.

What am I?
Answer: A beehive.
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Question: I mirror your image
with cold delight;
Falling lighter than air
but cannot be moved;
I am dragged along
yet I feel no pain;
I hide in the darkness
and play in the light.
What am I?
Answer: I am your shadow.
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Question: What gets wetter the more it dries?
Answer: towel
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Question: I have a brain but no body,i have a face but i can not see.
What am i?
Answer: computer
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Question: If it takes six men six hours to dig six holes, how long does it take one man to dig halve a hole?
Answer: It cant happen, because the minute that man starts to dig, its a hole.
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Question: As I went over London Bridge
I met my sister Jenny.
I broke her neck and drank her blood
And left her standing empty.
What am I?
Answer: Gin.
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Question: A woman gives birth to two boys on the same day of the same month of the same year but they're not twins how is tthis possible?
Answer: she also had a girl
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Question: Nothing on the outside
Nothing on the inside
Light as a feather
Yet ten men cannot lift it.

What is it?
Answer: A bubble.
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Question: A man lived on the 42 level of his appartment building. Every day when he was off to work he would press the botton to go to the lobby and go down. In the afternoon when he would come back he would push the button to go to the 21st level and then he would take the stairs the rest of the way up.

Why did the man do this?
Answer: Because the man was a midget and he couldnt reach the button to go to the 42nd floor.
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