Question: The pine tree was blowing in the wind and the wind was going west. Which way did the leaves blow?????
Answer: Because a pine tree has needles, not leaves!!!!
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Question: A man lived in a flat on the 17th floor and evry day he would have his breackfeast and get dressed for work.... but evry day he would go in the elivater and push groud floor and go to work.... when he comes back he runs all the way up to the 17th floor WHY.....................
Answer: he does that beacouse he is a little migete and he cant reach the 17th button
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Question: if there are 10 penguins and 10 eggs in a basket and every penguin takes 1 egg how can there be still 1 egg left in the basket?
Answer: the last penguin took the basket with him!
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Question: Jack and Jill live in a cabin on top of a hill. One day there was a terrible storm. Lightning flashed, a dog barked, glass broke, and the next morning Jack and Jill were found dead lying on the floor in a puddle of water.. How did Jack and Jill die?
Answer: The glass was an aquarium and Jack and Jill were fish. Therefore, lightning struck and scared the dog. The dog jumped and broke the glass, which caused the aquarium to break. Since the aquarium broke, Jack and Jill fell on the floor and suffocated to death because they had no water to breath.
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Question: The 5 of us together are quite the odd sort, but you will find us all in a tennis court?
Answer: Vowels... A tEnnIs cOUrt.
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Question: You will find us all in a tennis court. Without us you could not live. What are we?
Answer: Vowles. A E I O U
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Question: Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night.
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
Answer: A strike was thrown in ten pin bowling.
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Question: mary is decorating. she paints the floor yellow, the walls red and the ceiling blue. what colour has she painted the stairs?
Answer: she lives in a bungalow.
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Question: Your in a room with no doors or windows all you have in the room with you is a table and a mirror how do you get out
Answer: You look in the mirror see what you saw take what you saw then cut the table in halfs 2 halfs make a whole then jumr out the whole
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Question: Mr.Martinez has 2 coins which total 35 cents ..since one of the coins is not a dime, wut r da 2 coins?
Answer: a quater n a dime
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