Question: your driving a bus, two pepole get on six pepole get on then four pepole get off the another four come on then six leave and four come on what color are the bus drivers eyes
Answer: your the bus driver what color is your eyes?
Question: What has 4 eyes, but can't see?
Answer: Mississippi
Question: If a Cow Boy rides in on Monday stays for two days and then leaves on friday. How is this possible?
Answer: The horse's name is Friday
Question: there was a man trying to shoot a duck. Why did he close one eye?
Answer: if he closed two eyes, he won't be able to see!
Question: What is the only continent that does not have snakes or reptiles?
Answer: Antartica
Question: A man was born in 1955, today is his 18th birthday how is that possible?
Answer: 1955 was not the year he was born, it's the hospital room he was born in!
Question: A man was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister, yet all who knew this thought nothing of it. Why?
Answer: He was born IN FRONT OF his father, his mother DIED IN CHILDBIRTH, and he became a priest and married his sister TO HER HUSBAND.
Question: Holding two long poles, five fellows
Chase a herd of white buffalo into a cave.
Chase a herd of white buffalo into a cave.
Answer: Eating rice with a pair of chopsticks.
Question: what goes tick tick woof woof
Answer: a watchdog
Question: From house to house he goes,
A messenger small and slight.
And whether it rains or snows,
He sleeps outside at night.
What am I?
A messenger small and slight.
And whether it rains or snows,
He sleeps outside at night.
What am I?
Answer: A Street or Road.
