Question: A king had two sons. The king was getting very old and he didn't know who to give his kingdom to. So he got his sons together for a horse race. He said "Whoevers horse crosses the finish line last gets my kingdom. So they both started out very slow until they came to a man on the side of the road. He asked why they were riding so slow. They told him their story and the man gave them two words of advice. After hearing these words they took off as fast as they could. What were the two words of advice?
Answer: Switch horses.


The king said whoevers horse crossed the finish line last would win. So by being on the other persons horse they would want to cross first.
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Question: A man is lying drowned in a dead forest, far from water. How did this happen?
Answer: A firefighting plane filled its tanks with water from a lake, sucking a scuba-diver in. He drowned while the plane was in flight and was dumped onto a burning forest with the water.
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Question: What question can you never answer with a truthful yes?
Answer: Are you asleep?
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Question: How many animals of each sex did Moses bring on the Arc?
Answer: Moses didn't being animals on the Arc, Noah did!
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Question: Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
Answer: Because there are more of them!
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Question: A jester is on his way to perform for the king and is running late. He is carrying three balls and his hat. As he approaches the castles he notices he has to cross a bridge to get to the castle but the bridge has a weight limit of 160lbs. The jester alone weighs 155lbs, his hat weighs 1lb, and each one of his balls weigh 2lbs. He has to cross with everything at once because he has no time to backtrack. How does he cross without collapsing the bridge.
Answer: He places his hat on his head and begin juggling the three balls as he crosses. One ball is always in the air at all times so he weighs no more than 160lbs.
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Question: If a boat has four steps each step is a foot tall. The boat has two steps under water. It rains teo feet that night how many steps are under water?
Answer: two the boat rises with the water
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Question: Iron roof, glass walls, burns and burns and never falls.

What am I?
Answer: A Lantern.
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Question: i am, every person you can know and every place that you can go im everything that you can show. Quite interesting too what am i that you use?
Answer: A Noun
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Question: I am in the middle of every month.I am in winter and spring, and I am in night and morning.What am I?
Answer: The letter N
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