Question: one day there was there boys named Poo Manners and Shut-up
And poo fall over and hurt his knee, Manners stayed with Poo and shup-up went to call the hospital on his way there was a police man the police man said wats your name Shut-up he said the police man said were are your manners Shut-up said around the corner picking up Poo
Question: when u walk by it, u wouldn't buy it. but when u do buy it, u wouldn;t use it. but when u do use it, u wouldn't know that ur using it. what is it?
Question: One day, a mute man walks into the store. He wants to buy a toothbrush. So he simply imitates brushing his teeth, and he gets his toothbrush. Now A blind man walks into the store and wants to buy a pair of sunglasses. How will he get the purchase done successfully?
Answer: He is blind not mute, so he can ask for the sunglasses.
Question: A man was killed on Sunday morning.
The wife said she was still sleeping.
The cook said she was making breakfast.
The maid said she was getting the mail.
The butler was cleaning the closet.
The gardener was planting watermelon.
Who killed the man?
Answer: The maid killed the man because the mail doesn't come on Sunday.