Question: where i may rest and you may not, upon my hord of gems and gold,where dragons eggs stay nice and warm, my house, my home, my hall of old
Answer: my lair
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Question: Where does a Vampire put his money?
Answer: In a blood band
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Question: one day there was there boys named Poo Manners and Shut-up
And poo fall over and hurt his knee, Manners stayed with Poo and shup-up went to call the hospital on his way there was a police man the police man said wats your name Shut-up he said the police man said were are your manners Shut-up said around the corner picking up Poo
Answer: THER ARE NO ANSEWER TO THIS RIDDLE
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Question: when u walk by it, u wouldn't buy it. but when u do buy it, u wouldn;t use it. but when u do use it, u wouldn't know that ur using it. what is it?
Answer: coffin
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Question: There is one place, and only one place that lies between heaven and hell. But the real question is "What is between Heaven and Hell?"
Answer: And!
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Question: One day, a mute man walks into the store. He wants to buy a toothbrush. So he simply imitates brushing his teeth, and he gets his toothbrush. Now A blind man walks into the store and wants to buy a pair of sunglasses. How will he get the purchase done successfully?
Answer: He is blind not mute, so he can ask for the sunglasses.
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Question: You can never say no to this question, but its hard for you to see, it's easy to answer and with this you became to be.

What is the question?
Answer: Were you born?
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Question: Allison is having a party. She want 2 invite 6 friends. They are Annie, Darian, Haleigh, Jayne, and who. Who is the 6th person?
Answer: Ellie!
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Question: A man climbed a tree and didn't die. How did he live?
Answer: Climbed down (I bet you didn't get it!).
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Question: A man was killed on Sunday morning.
The wife said she was still sleeping.
The cook said she was making breakfast.
The maid said she was getting the mail.
The butler was cleaning the closet.
The gardener was planting watermelon.
Who killed the man?
Answer: The maid killed the man because the mail doesn't come on Sunday.
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