Question: what animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
Answer: A platypus.
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Question: In 2006 .. who conquered ancient greeks?????
Answer: nobody cuz the ANCIENT Greeks aint alive anymore
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Question: A man was found murdered on Sunday
morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet
The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?
Answer: It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday!
(next day air and email doesn't count)
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Question: What does a frog where on St.Patricks day?
Answer: NOTHING ( ha ha ha ha )
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Question: Late afternoons I often bathe.
I'll soak in water piping hot.
My essence goes through my see through clothes.
Used up am I; I've gone to pot.
What am I?
Answer: I'm a tea bag!
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Question: hahaha
Answer: mua hahaha
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Question: In the back yard there is a hollow stump that contains six ears of corn. If a healthy squirrel carries out only three ears each day, how many days will it take to empty the stump?
Answer: Six. Each day the squirrel will carry out the two ears on his head plus one ear of corn.
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Question: What is it that 20 will fill a pitcher, but one will fill a barn?
Answer: Candles.
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Question: dogs and cats fallingg every where. how do they make them stop falling??????????
Answer: they give them some food
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Question: I have 12 in me. I am a thing from a show on cartoonnetwork. The show comes on every saterday at 10:00.
Answer: omneytrix from the show Ben 10.
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