Question: A man and his son are driving along I-40 when they had a wreck. The man was taken to the morgue since he was immediately dead. The son was taken to a hospital to be operated upon. When the doctor came in it immediately said "I cannot operate on this boy he is my son." How is this?
Answer: She was his mother. (Most people think that women are incapable of a job such as a doctor)
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Question: i am a big rectangular box and you may come to me when a grumblng noise sounds
Answer: im a fridge
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Question: 6 children were playing in a park and, a man and his daughter . two children go away . how many people left in the park.
Answer: six
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Question: i have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. what am i
Answer: ugly
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Question: two men where rowing there boat in the desert. the first man said to the second man"wheres your ore" second man says"sure does"

what does this mean?
Answer: the sand wears the ore...
the man says sure does...

whers your ore, sure does!
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Question: What insect does a blacksmith manufacture?
Answer: He makes the firefly.
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Question: Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
Answer: Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the Boat!
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Question: I'm a sport.

my maximum points in a game is unlimited

You Play me woth a ball

you use your bare hands to play me

You dont tackle in this game

i'm not volley ball

What sport am I
Answer: Basketball
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Question: 2 batsmen r on 94 runs.7 runs to win the match.2 balls remaining.But each batsmen does century.How?
Answer: At first 1 batsmen hits the ball, but it will b stopped by the helmet.So 5 runs will be added to the batsmen.But it is a noball.He hits another ball and makes a run.The other hits a 6.
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Question: A man crossing over London Bridges took off his hat and drew his cane in this riddle i told his name. What is it?
Answer: Andrew. Remember and drew his cane
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