Question: There is a round house on the hill, in the house a mother and father and daughter live there. The mother and Father go out for a party, they come back the daughter is dead. They ask the butler,cook, and maid who killed the daughter. The maid said i was cleaning corners and the butler says i was helping make dinner. The cook says i was making dinner. Now who killed the daughter?
Answer: The maid because they live on a round hill and you can't clean corners.
Question: On Mark's 21st birthday he rented a boat and rowed out into the middle of a lake. It had been a tradition that when his dad, grandfather, and great grandfather turned 21, they would walk across the lake to a cabin. But when Mark got out of the boat, he almost drowned. When Mark asked his mom why this had happened, what did she say?
Answer: Mark's mom said, "Your father, grandfather, and great grandfather were all born in January. You were born in July."
Question: If you put a dime in a wine bottle and put a cork in the bottle, how do you get the dime out without removing the cork or breaking the bottle?
Question: You are stuck in a tornado, along with your best friend, your wife, a senior citizen (if he doesn't make it to the hospital, he's going to die), and a car. You have the car keys. You could only take one person with you in the car. Who do you pick to go safely out of the tornado?
Answer: Your best friend drives the senior citizen out of the tornado and drives him to the hospital. You stay in the tornado with your wife and die together.
Question: A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde.
"You can't! I'll die!" says the blonde.
"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist.
"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"
The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies.How did the blonde die?
Answer: When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in".