Question: A fireman is running to get a net under a lady who looks like she might jump off the balcony of her 20 story apartment building. There is nothing below her except a 20 story fall. The fireman is still 100 yards away when she falls and can't nearly get there in time. The woman is not hurt more than a bruise. How is that possible?
Answer: She fell back into her apartment!
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Question: A man goes into a restaurant on the sea coast. The restaurant advertises that it has a beautiful view of the ocean over the cliffs. The man goes inside and sits down. When he looks at the menu, he sees that they offer albatross soup, and he orders it. When the soup comes he takes one bite and puts down the spoon. He then leaves the restaurant and goes out to his car without payinging. He gets into his car and drives off the cliff into the ocean below, killing himself instantly. Why did he drive off the cliff?
Answer: The man was a sailor when he was young and was shipwrecked with four other sailors. They floated on the raft for days with no water or supplies. One morning the man woke to find that one of the other passengers was missing and one of the remaining men was eating something. He said that he had caught an albatross and offered for the others to eat some. The man suspected but couldn't prove that it was the other passenger. Eventually they were rescued and the man lived in suspision until that day in the restaurant. After tasting the soup, he realized that it did not taste the same as that day on the liferaft. The man realized that he had eaten human flesh, and overwhelmed with disgust, drove off the cliff and killed himself.
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Question: A frog fell into a well 12 feet deep. He could jump 3 feet, but every time he jumped 3 feet, he fell back 2 feet. How many times did he have to jump to get out of the well?
Answer: The tenth jump took him out. (On the tenth jump he reached 13 feet and was out.)
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Question: A man is sitting in a cabin, dead. There is no one else in the room. He is sitting on a chair at a table. Around the table are three empty chairs. There is a deck of cards on the table. On the wall are three empty hooks. How did the man die?
Answer: He was in a cabin on a boat. He was fishing with three friends, when the boat began to sink. None of them could swim, and there were only three life jackets. They played a game of cards to see who would get the life jackets, and he lost.
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Question: There are 2 kids, Chloe and Nathan and they are twins. The thing is that they are born 3 days apart. How is this possible?
Related: Riddles For Kids
Related: Riddles For Kids
Answer: Chloe is born on February 28 at 11:59 pm and Nathan is born on March 1 at 12:00 am. It is Leap Year.
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Question: a men and a women were in a car the man stoped and locked all the doors and went to a store when he came bac the women was dead and a person tat he never saw before was there.What happened to the women?
Answer: The women had a baby
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Question: An old fellow which has 2 sons gives one of his sons 10 cents and the other son 15 cents. at what time does he give him the money?
Answer: a quarter to 2.because 10+15 is a quarter and its going to 2 people. so its 1:45
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Question: There is a pond (it doesnt matter where or how big the pond is) and in this pond is a lilipad, this is a special lili pad that doubles in size every day. on the 40 day the lilpad fills the whole pond, on what day did the lili pad fill half of the pond
Answer: 39 because it was half the size it was on the 40 day and half of a whole is halfso you only take away one day
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Question: you leave town on friday, you leave the next town on friday you go home on friday. How is this possible?
Answer: you named your horse friday!
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Question: Chuck, a bestselling author of romantic fiction, had suspected for some time that his wife Eva was unfaithful, though he had no proof. One afternoon, while Chuck was working on his latest bodice-ripper, Eva mentioned that she intended to go to the movies and would be out for a few hours. As Eva went to the door, Chuck looked at her pensively, then resumed his work. Three hours later, Eva returned, took her coat off and asked Chuck weather he wanted some coffee. When she returned from the kitchen, Chuck asked her to sit down as he wanted to talk to her.
"Eva," he said, "I want a divorce."
Can you figure out how he knew?
"Eva," he said, "I want a divorce."
Can you figure out how he knew?
Answer: On Eva`s way out, Chuck had noticed a run in her stocking. When she went to the kitchen for coffee, he noticed that the run was on her right leg.
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