Question: why did cookie go to the hospital?
Answer: because he got all crumble up!
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Question: There was a rooster and it was on the right. It was laying an egg. Where did the egg go? Left or the right?
Answer: None of them because roosters don't lay eggs!
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Question: The green house is in Ohio. The blue house is in Texas. Where is the white house?
Answer: Washington D.C.
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Question: What runs around a city
but never moves?
What am I?
but never moves?
What am I?
Answer: A city wall.
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Question: Theres a man who walks to work every day.He also walks back home.He lives on the 20th floor of his apartment.He then takes the elevater to the 7th floor and walks the stairs the rest of the way. But if its raining or someone elese is on the elevator he goes straight up. Why doesn't he do this every day?
Answer: The guy is a migit! He is only tall enough to reach the 7th button. If its raining he has an umbrella to push the 20th button with and if someone elese is one the elevator he can ask him/her to push the button for him!
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Question: You are in a Job interview and the boss asks you...
"You are driving. Its raining and there is no one on the streets. You see a bus stop where you see 3 peoples one is your best friend who saved your life. Another is a faint old woman. and the last person is a Beautiful/handsome woman/man who you really fancy and if you get together with that person you could have a lovely life.
But your car is a ferri so its only 2 seated. How would you solve this so that everyone is happey?
"You are driving. Its raining and there is no one on the streets. You see a bus stop where you see 3 peoples one is your best friend who saved your life. Another is a faint old woman. and the last person is a Beautiful/handsome woman/man who you really fancy and if you get together with that person you could have a lovely life.
But your car is a ferri so its only 2 seated. How would you solve this so that everyone is happey?
Answer: you ask your friend to drive the old woman to the hospitol.thenyou just stand next to the beautiful/handsome Person in the bus stop.
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Question: The hand sows, the eyes harvest?
Answer: To read and to write.
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Question: A man is dead in a room along with 53 bicycles. How was he killed?
Answer: The bicycles are a brand of cards. He had fifty-three, not fifty-two. He got caught cheating, so his opponents killed him!
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Question: a horse was tied to a rope 15metres long and the horses food was 5metres away from the horse how did the horse reach the food
Answer: the rope wasn't tied to anything so he could reach the food
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Question: A butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he's 5 feet tall. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
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