Question:

It goes through the door
without pinching
It sits on the stove
without burning
It sits on the table
Not ashamed

Question: you're walking through a blizzard and you finally reach a cabin. you go inside and find a candle, keresone lamp and a wood burning stove. you dig into your pocket and find one match. which of the items in the room would you light first?

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Question: Pretend you are a bus driver. At your first stop a goth kid, a lawer, and a mother with her baby get on, at the next stop a judge, a kid and his dad going to a baseball game get on, at the third stop a skater, a golfer, and a football player get on. They all get off at the fourth stop. Now, what color are the bus driver's eyes?

Question: When does 10+3=1?

Question: Once there was a boy and he got a new hula hoop for christmas. If it didnt fit over his head and it didnt fit over his feet and he didnt break it how did he get it on his waist?

Question: it goes in dry and comes out wet. it gets stronger and stronger the longer it stays in.

Question: OK, SO A GUY GOES IN A LIGHTHOUSE, DOWN THE BASEMENT, TURNS ON THE LIGHT, LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW AND KILLS HIMSELF. WHY DID HE KILL HIMSELF?

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