Question: Pat Smith gives someone a dollar. Pat is this person's brother, but the person is not Pat's brother. How can that be?
Answer: It's Pat's sister.
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Question: A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees; thinking no matter what the man writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Answer: The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.

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Question: What goes in hard and comes out soft and mushy?
Answer: A stick of gum.
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Question: Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Answer: Mount Everest.
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Question: When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you gay.
When old, I am valued more than ever.
Answer: Wine.
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Question: I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
Answer: I'm a snake.
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Question: What animal has no wings, but yet will fly?
Answer: A caterpillar has no wings, but will fly when it matures and becomes a butterfly.
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Question: When is the best time to have lunch?
Answer: after breakfast
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Question: A man is found murdered and the police find a set of tire tracks going to and from the body. They follow the tracks of the tires to a nearby farm. On the porch they find two men and a women. They question them and find none of them can drive but immediatly arrest the women. Why?
Answer: The women was in a wheelchair.
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Question: What has seven letters? Preceeded God. Is more powerful than God. Is more evil than the devil.
Poor people have. Rich people need. If you eat it you will die.
Answer: NOTHING
Nothing has seven letters.
Nothing preceeded God.
Nothing is more powerful than God.
Nothing is more evil than the devil.
Poor people have nothing.
Rich people need nothing.
If you eat nothing you will die.
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