Question: Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
Answer: What part of 'widow' do you not understand? The guy's dead!
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Question: You have 14 brown socks, 14 blue socks and 14 black socks in your sock drawer. How many socks must you remove (without looking to be sure) to have a matched pair?
Answer: Four. You will have a pair of one color or another.
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Question: You will find me with four legs, but no hair.
People ride me for hours, but I don't go anywhere.
Without needing to be tugged, jerked or turned on,
I always manage to be ready for work.
What am I?
People ride me for hours, but I don't go anywhere.
Without needing to be tugged, jerked or turned on,
I always manage to be ready for work.
What am I?
Answer: A desk.
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Question: A skin have I more eyes than one I can be very nice when I am done. What am I?
Answer: A potato.
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Question: There is a man lying dead on a small round table in a room with no windows and the door is closed. In the room there are 106 bycicles. How did the man die?
Answer: He was murdered. He was playing poker with a bycicle deckof cards with another guy.The guy found out that he was cheating (106 bycicled = one extra card) and he killed him, stole all of the poker chips and left.
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Question: What number would come next?
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
1113213211
31131211131221
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
1113213211
31131211131221
Answer: 31131211131221.
Each line, excluding the first, describes the one before it.
1
11 <---describes 1st line, read as "one 1"
21 <---describes 2nd line, read as "two 1's"
1211 <---describes 3rd line, read as "one 2 two 1's"
etc...
Each line, excluding the first, describes the one before it.
1
11 <---describes 1st line, read as "one 1"
21 <---describes 2nd line, read as "two 1's"
1211 <---describes 3rd line, read as "one 2 two 1's"
etc...
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Question: What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it?
Answer: An anchor.
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Question: There are four brothers, one of them can run but never weary, one of them can eat but never be full, one of them can drink but never be thirsty, one of them can sing any type of song.
Who were these brothers?
Who were these brothers?
Answer: Run but never weary - Water, river
Eat but never full - Fire, burn
Drink but never be thirsty - Earth, soil
Sing any type of song - Wind, whismical
Eat but never full - Fire, burn
Drink but never be thirsty - Earth, soil
Sing any type of song - Wind, whismical
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Question: Bill Gates hires 5 peeps to solve this question.Theres a room and u cant see inside of it. there is three switches outside of the room and 1 bulb inside of the room.They have to tell him wat swicth turns on the light. there is a door to the room if u open tat door and the lights not on u will have to tell him wat switch turns on the light.U can play with the switches all u want but wen u open tat door u will have to tell him wat switch it is.Theres an answer for this.
Answer: So 1 guy turns on the first switch and leeves it for 5 mins and then puts it down. then he turns on the second switch and opens the door if the bulb is on then its tat the second switch but if it isnt u he will touch it and if its hot its the first one and if isnt both it is the 3rd switch
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Question: Even though I am far from the point,
I don't make mistakes,
I fix yours!
I don't make mistakes,
I fix yours!
Answer: They are usully yellow with a number 2 on them
An eraser on a pencil!
An eraser on a pencil!
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