Question: A woman went into a bank to cash an insurance refund check. By mistake the teller gave her dollars for cents and cents for dollars. She put the money in her purse but accidentally dropped a nickel on the floor. When she got home, she found that she had exactly twice the amount of the check she had cashed. She didn't have any money in her wallet before going to the bank. What was the exact amount of that check?
Answer: The amount must have been $31.63. She received $63.31. After she dropped a nickel there would remain the sum of $63.26, which is twice the amount of the check.
Share:
Question: A train runs exactly on the border of Canada and the United States. The train crashes. Where do they bury the survivors?
Answer: They don't bury survivors they bury non'survivors!
Share:
Question: You are stranded in a cabin with one match. There are an oil lamp, a fireplace and a furnace. which do you light first.
Answer: The match
Share:
Question: A box without hinges key or lid
yet a golden treasure inside is hid
Answer: An Egg!
Share:
Question: A woman is about to be executed. Since she has been a good citizen most of her life, the executioner gives her the option of chosing by which way she can die, no matter how bizarre, time-consuming, or costly it is.

What manner of death should she choose, or will it not make a difference?
Answer: She should choose to die of "Old Age."
Share:
Question: its raning outside (with thunder and lightning and all that good stuff) so you can eather go under a tree wich can get struck by lightning or the abandined house accross the street.(you choose house) you go in and you see a ghost at the end of the hallway so you follow it. you come to a green door and a red door witch do you choose (lets say you chose red) you go through the red one and you see three pictures, the screemer,the mona lesa and america wich do you choose(you chose the screemer)you remove the picture of the screemer. you walk down the hall and theres 4 doors, a green one,red one, blue one and a yellow one(you choose blue) there a man in a chair. he says, im going to kill you,how do you want me to? get shot, or elictric chair? what do you choose?
Answer: the elictric chair. because you would of gotten struck by lightning if you went under the tree.
Share:
Question: What's the difference between gossip and a mirror?
Answer: One speaks without reflecting and the other reflects without speaking.
Share:
Question: I welcome the day with a show of light,
I steathily came here in the night.
I bathe the earthy stuff at dawn,
But by the noon, alas! I'm gone.
What am I?
Answer: The morning dew!
Share:
Question: In the grocery store, Sal met his only daughter?s only husband?s mother-in-law?s only mother-in-law. Who was she?
Answer: Sal?s mother. (His son-in-law?s mother-in-law was his wife; her mother-in-law was Sal?s mother.)
Share:
Question: WHAT IS ROUND OR OVAL. IT COULD BE LIGHT OR DARK. YOU CAN CUT IT IN PIECES.
Answer: a POTATO
Share: