I Love America
Published: Nov 30, 1999
Riddle: There was an old lady, a young and pretty girl, a Young lieutenant, and an old general on a train. All of a sudden, they went through a dark tunnel. There was a kiss and a slap, and then it was light once more. Everyone was thinking their own thoughts. What happened?
Answer: The old general, very red in the face, thought that the young man musted have kissed the young girl, and she slapped him instead. The old lady thought to herself that she was glad the young girl gave him what he deserved. The girl thought that he must have tried to kiss her, but kissed the old lady and she slapped him. The young man thought, 'I love America. It is the only place where I can kiss the back of my hand, slug a general, and get away with it!'
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