Riddle: There are three people. one is named manners, one is named trouble and the other is named shut up idiot. trouble gets lost so manners and shut up idiot go down to the police. Manners stays outside and shut up idiot goes in. The police man asks him 3 questions and then arrests him. what are the three questions?
Answer: the 1st is "what is ur name?"
replied "shut up idiot"^
the 2nd is "where is ur manners?"
replied "outside i think"^
The last is "are you looking for trouble?"
replied "yes"^
who wouldn't arrest him after that!
replied "shut up idiot"^
the 2nd is "where is ur manners?"
replied "outside i think"^
The last is "are you looking for trouble?"
replied "yes"^
who wouldn't arrest him after that!
April Fools Day Riddles are hand picked April Fools Day Riddles for use by teachers in the classroom and for home school lessons. This april fools day riddles quiz provides the option to be downloaded as a PDF or printable directly from the April Fools Day Riddles quiz page.
St Patricks Day Riddles are hand picked St Patricks Day Riddles for use by teachers in the classroom and for home school lessons. This st patricks day riddles quiz provides the option to be downloaded as a PDF or printable directly from the St Patricks Day Riddles quiz page.
Mothers Day Riddles are hand picked Mothers Day Riddles for use by teachers in the classroom and for home school lessons. This mothers day riddles quiz provides the option to be downloaded as a PDF or printable directly from the Mothers Day Riddles quiz page.
