Riddle: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Because Michael Jackson was right behind it, and because everyone, including animals, knows Michael Jackson touches little boys, and the chicken was a boy, it wanted to try to commit suicide so Michael couldn't fufill his sick fantasies on it.
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