Injury Reserved
Published: Nov 30, 1999
Riddle: A professional football player was playing football at a picnic with family and friends on a Saturday evening. While playing, the football player broke his ribs, thighs, and busted his lips and his ears. Despite this, he started and played in the next professional football game. How is this possible?
Answer: While the profesional football player was playing football with friends, he accidentally knocked over his dinner plate at the picnic. He had chicken thighs, ribs, pig ears, and pig lips. When he knocked those meats over, he broke his chicken thighs, ribs, and busted his pig lips and his pig ears. He was never injured in no way. Only the food.
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