Sausages
Riddle: A farmer is hungry, so he cooks up some sausages and gives them to his kids. His kids ask him why he does not take off the cowboy hat that he has on but he will not take it off. But as soon as the girl is going to eat the sausages, he says "NO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED" and then he snatches the sausage and runs away. Why?
Answer: The farmer had a fight with a pig and it bit off his ear which made him angry so he made the pig into sausages for his kids. He does not want his kids to know that he has no ear so he does not take off the cowboy hat. But when he gives the sausages to the girl, he sees his ear sticking out of the sausage. So she is not allowed to eat it and he must get the sausage to the doctor so they can put it back on.
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