Dumb Way To Die
Riddle: A man went fishing and he caught a fish 1 metre and 2 centremetres long, he then went to the phonebooth and called his wife, then he said "I went fishing and caught a fish this long." When he said "this long" he dropped the phone and died. How?
Answer: Well, when he said "this long" he spead his arms 1 metre wide/long, but, the phonebooth wasn't 1 metre wide so when he spread his arms it went through the glass and his arms where bleeding bad then he died.
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